god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

well guess what just fucking happened

her name is The Starship Enterprise and sometimes she forces me to become self aware without my permission

Unrealistic

romantic tropes i adore

You know that this post comes from someone who fetishizes being 2 inches tall, right?

There’s an alternate answer

GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MANGA PLS

this do be the conservative mindset though 🤭

That’s the quality content I’m here for.

Heart-shaped Moon

thats the kingdom heart

Hmm.. I wonder what got then to start the study. Was it the protests? The quarantine? The fact that most of us won’t be able to afford a home, to retire, to travel ever?

Was it the murders, the pandemic, the natural disasters, the human disaster that is the government right now?

If course we’re fucking unhappy

It’s because Roblox is down

TUMBLR peeps be like

Hey jsyk it’s 2018 and if you’re still drawing characters with big lips like THIS, even if they’re pale/not black, it’s fucking racist. Stop doing it.

No excuses. “It’s a stylistic choice!” It’s a RACIST stylistic choice.

“Idk how else to draw big lips!” That’s because you relied on racist caricatures and are a bad artist. Teach yourself. Learn. If you’re not willing to do that, then you are a bad, racist artist.

“But it’s part of the character design!” Yeah, and it’s racist. If it’s your OC, then change it. If it’s not your OC, make the right choice and draw them with normal looking bigger lips instead of this racist monstrosity.

And if this post makes you uncomfortable because it’s calling you out for stuff you’ve done, good. Fix it. Own up to it. Grow.

If you see this and you’re first thought is to defend this: you are racist. You are part of the problem. Congrats. Now work on yourself and unlearn that.

Here’s how to do it right:

(some troll gave me shit about only providing overly “feminine” examples. I would have been happy to ignore them…but there are so many great examples on how to draw perfectly acceptable (not racist) full-lipped male characters, in the end, I couldn’t resist.)

Since this is making the rounds again, I’m reblogging the version with both sets of examples.

Actually Yes! In the state of Kentucky, the state government sent down health officials to talk with the elders and explained what’s going on. The elders decided to disband their weekly church meetings (they are going to have church within their families instead) and social distance. They shut down their businesses and are tending to their families and their crop. A couple of good family friends are Amish and they are taking really good care of themselves and their neighbors (baking food and giving it to them). My Mamaw (my dads mom) is immunodeficient so she can’t go out to the shops and they are keeping her in food and necessities. They are also sewing masks for local hospitals, nursing homes, immunodeficient people, and their families.

this has undoubtedly been said before by someone funnier than me but it tickles me that the monsters inc logo can just be used wholesale for the magnus institute no change necessary

“we scare because we absolutely do not care”

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

The plot of Danny Phantom is literally that this fourteen year old boy is dead but he’s not dead enough so he still has to go to school.

How to talk to a “Gamer”

Consider asking the Gamer about their “Specs”, which is short for spectres. Gamers enjoy passing the time by discussing the various ghosts trapped within their “gaming” contraptions. At this point, they will begin rattling off a long list of entirely meaningless numbers, letters, and phrases. This should give you enough time to prepare your sedative.

delighted to let you all know this works like a dream