The Little Panda

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

#every patronus ron weasley has ever produced was also done with the memory of hermione decking malfoy in the face (via raisindeatre)

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

no

I refuse to accept this as true

Why are they clapping like he just got a spare bowling instead of just committing an act of witchcraft

wut

such majesty

where r they goin

I never enjoyed a pictures series more

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

@invisible-as-i-run is this what they were watching? ;u;

I remember watching this as a kid. “Those crayens have lotsa rides…” What amuses me now are the added sound effects by a drummer. A little snare, a little woodblock, to replicate the sounds of the factory machines. 

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!

also the eraser factory is good too.

if i EVER see ppl on this site making fun of the way mr roger speaks ever again, i will, come to ur house, ring your doorbell, and cry until you apologize

@bees-n-pine-trees this is the way i h8 ppl say crayon lmaaaao

When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can be pissed together and validate ur anger

This is an actual tweet by dennys

hang on

uhh

dennys

what are you playing

I–

–Denny’s just made me question my own objective existence while casually hinting the inner workings of Tumblr user dennys

via

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

Diagrams are accepted

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

Diagrams are accepted

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

Everything you need to know about me, in one tweet.

I hope you have a restful night and go to bed knowing that you are loved, because you are.

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

upwardsfreefall

Kids, your freshly cooked 

SOULS OF THE DAMNED 

are almost ready! Just let it sit for a few seconds after.