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[Octillion : One]

@sympathizewithlinus / sympathizewithlinus.tumblr.com

My name is Craig Middlebrooks and this is my debit rewards card.
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where is the yeah it would be fucking nice tweet

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Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

I cannot believe how much this cheered me up

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i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

<] :)

This is the wizard who runs my computer

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swan2swan

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

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