“Took my grandma to get a check up and this dude walked in”

you cannot listen to this song and be angry.

remember that one time Jared Padalecki was on Fairly Oddparents?

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?

omfg

The one next to him is all “Whoa, dude, calm the fuck down”.

There will come a day where i do not reblog this.

today is not that day.

YEAH I JUST REBLOGGED THIS AND I DON’T CARE WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER TOUCHES HIS PENIS YOU REBLOG IT UNTIL YOUR GODDAMN FINGERS BLEED OKAY

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but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best *ahem* AY YO MA

When you RP with people and their posts are like fucking Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

fUCK THEY MAKE HOT COPS NOW?!?! shit I gotta get arrested hot dayum

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

If you’re a girl and say you don’t this, you’re a liar

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