when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

Everyone on this site is so petty like go take a nao or something

Oops, right! Thank you Shrek!

u: *saves the game* ur brain:

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

you know what i miss??? sand animals

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?