So im gonna be taking a break from tumblr for awhile cause its starting to get annoying and some time away from this thing will probably be a good thing so i wont be on it for awhile so goodbye to all my lovely followers you're all really great
you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump = not voting with your conscience
it’s exactly the kind of cunning and underhanded move one would expect from a time traveling serial killer
Here’s your daily reminder that Alec Lightwood is not bisexual, Alec Lightwood is a homosexual man who has even said it multiple times throughout the series and to headcanon him as anything other than the sexuality he explicitly stated is erasing something he struggled with for six books and taking away a main gay character people have related to and loved and it’s not okay at all
Here’s another reminder that his boyfriend, Magnus Bane, is bisexual. Magnus Bane is not pansexual or homosexual or anything except bisexual. He explicitly states he is bisexual and that is what he identifies as and to take that away and headcanon him as something else (pansexual, homosexual, whatever) is erasing his sexuality; you do not go up to a pan person or a bi person and tell them that they are actually bi or pan or homosexual because that’s not what they identify as. Magnus Bane identifies as a freewheeling bisexual man and to take that away from him is taking away a bisexual poc MAIN CHARACTER and it’s not okay
One of the writers confirmed that the IMDB description is not true.
(thanks to @ihateyouharrystyles for pointing this out to me)
LSSC | 2016.07.21 | Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert’s Late Show Desk
Here’s where we are. Either Lumpy and his friends are lying about being bothered by thin-skinned, authoritarian, less-than-Christian, readers of prompters being president, or they don’t care. As long as it’s their thin-skinned, authoritarian, tyrant, narcissist.
Jon dusts off the desk, tie, and not-quite-fitting suit jacket to come at Fox News, and Sean Hannity’s blatant hypocrisy. And Arby’s. For old times’ sake.
So I heard you guys wanted some NSFW
this is from the raven boys and honestly i need details???? was it the classic partners-take-care-of-a-sack-of-flour-or-an-egg-for-a-class-assignment scenario and ronan was like haha dude let’s be married and we can name our kid blowtorch and gansey recoiled in fear?? was ronan drunk and saying they should free all the kids at the nearby daycare because seeing them all holding onto that rope thing so they can’t run away and being towed around town together seems fundamentally amoral to him and gansey was like ‘ronan that is KIDNAPPING’???? i need to know (via theronancycle)
Reasons to watch the new show Houdini and Doyle
• Harry Houdini is a Victorian smart ass and is basically the magic version of tony stark
• Arthur Conan Doyle is a giant sweetheart with a cool mustache that believes in ghosties
• Constable Adelaide Stratton is an awesome feminist cop that keeps the boys in line and is incredibly smart and beautiful
Houdini and Doyle Text Posts
i can’t believe i spent time on this but also go watch it and then we can enjoy talking about how very historically inaccurate this show is
Eleven and her love of Eggos warms my heart.
SOULMATE AU WHERE WHEN YOU WRITE SOMETHING ON YOUR SKIN WITH PEN/MARKER/WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, IT WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR SOUL MATES SKIN AS WELL.
IMAGINE HAVING A SUPER ARTISTIC SOULMATE WHO DRAWS FLOWERS AND DESIGNS AND REALLY BEAUTIFUL PATTERNS ALL OVER THEIR ARMS AND PERSON 2 JUST SITS THERE AND WATCHES THE LITTLE LINES APPEAR ON THEIR ARMS AND THEY CAN’T STOP SMILING AND IT’S THEIR FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY
IMAGINE PERSON 1 BEING SUPER FORGETFUL SO THEY SCRIBBLE DOWN ALL THE PLACES THEIR APPOINTMENTS ARE AND PERSON 2 TRIES TO DECIPHER THEM AND FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY’RE AT AND THEY MEET AND THEY SEE THEIR WRITING ON THEIR HAND FROM ACROSS THE WAITING ROOM/ COFFEE SHOP/ ETC. AND THEY SCRAMBLE TO FIND A PEN AND WRITE ‘FOUND YOU’ ON THE BACK OF THEIR HAND AND PERSON 1 SEES IT AND THEY LOCK EYES AND
WOW I LIKE THIS AU
i’m crying
LOOK AT HER SMILING AT THAT LITTLE GIRL
AND SHE ANSWERS THE QUESTION SERIOUSLY, TREATING THE GIRL LIKE A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWER
OH MY GOD
she looks so touched at the beginning im so
SHE CHEATED!
SHE CHEATED?
MAUREEN CHEATED!
FUCKING CHEATED!
my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*