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i hate when none of you are online. stop having lives and come be pathetic with me

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

some of these are so scuffed but please accept this meme about the hit new mobile game fate grand order tm

based on this post

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Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

this is the fifth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the sixth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the seventh time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the eighth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the ninth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (possibly) the tenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the twelfth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the thirteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is (at least) the fourteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

this is the worst I have ever been hate crimed on tumblr dot com

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

the impact "bnuuy" had

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

Face of pure devastation and of a man questioning absolutely everything

I love seeing the cats. I was petting jack this morning. “Hi Jack it’s ok. Awww good cat. Hi Peepa good morning awww what a good cat.” And I say goodbye to them when I leave for work. “Bye Peepa bye pickles bye….. Frank” Frank is mean so i say bye to him in a mean tone but I still say bye.

Jack this morning btw.

Show me your Frank that’s so so funny. It’s a small dog right? You can just shove that mf aside. Frank has sharp claws and has busted my lip open scratching me he’s a menace

He understands

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon