I wonder how much of myself I could eat before I die.
If I had a dollar for every time I had no idea what was going on, I’d be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
that’s because we actually need bees
Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…
March 14?
WAIT! That’s not right!
It should say…
THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!
Me ft. billclintonluver & fashionguru413! Troyler is life 😏👊🍌
You look so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear
My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. Sike, see you in ten years bitch.
confidence is key
Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
my home cooking
i love this
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
how to make your cashier's day easier
- have your wallet ready while waiting in line
- take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them)
- hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!)
- be polite!!! please and thank you is more than enough
- don’t yell at or harass the cashier for things they can’t control!!
- just be a decent human being???
Monte Davis (via runsonpizza)
White people will attack you for thinking a human-reptile hybrid actor isn’t attractive but then will say they aren’t attracted to an entire race and talk about “it’s a preference” hmmmm…..