Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

At the library where I work, I once told a patron a book was due on the "thirty-oneth".

And then when I grabbed the next patron's hold, I tried to say "here we are" and "here it is" at the same time and said "here we is"

We just stared at each other for a minute and I whispered "Oh, I need coffee."

One time, at my pre-pandemic job, I went to offer assistance to some customers. I opened my mouth to confidently speak and... Screamed absolute gibberish at them because my brain shut off right before I started speaking. They stared in mildly terrified confusion and my coworker was like doubled over laughing in the background

@leaf-beard

Unexpected and welcomed

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

I should be getting ready for work but I couldn't help but think of making this meme with the new comp season coming.

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Hiro Goto - 2019

Kumamoto Prefecture,Japan_

— Lisa Unger (via quotemadness)

It’s true and you should say it.

(Source)

A mini comic featuring my brother

Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me

D:

Bonk

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

Aesthetic: green parking lots

They improve infiltration of water to the soil, thus reducing floods by excessive drainage from soil-sealed land, and contribute to environmental and human health! Also they look pretty.

This would be a lot better than the black, heat sink, parking lots

also easier to build/repair, and generate way less heat

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