seductive eyes???

The Muv-Luv Kickstarter is here! Check it out!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/muvluv/muv-luv-a-pretty-sweet-visual-novel-series/description

“Written by Karla Pacheco and beautifully illustrated by Maren Marmulla, this 18 page atrocity follows the adventures of an adorable dog helping the President of France solve a series of horrific murders. At least it does if you’re an adult. If you’re reading this to a child you’ll be learning terribly inaccurate things about France while a dog in a hat looks for a croissant.”

Hi everyone! The super cool Karla Pacheco and I have been working on a book project that is currently up on kickstarter - please have a look : D !

Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.

how do people send anon hate i can’t even pick the rude dialogue option in a video game

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Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear.

"Every Youtube personality will disappoint you sooner or la-"

"Okay, nvm"

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

It’s time for you to stop acting like a fall out boy and be a fall out man

if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

Persabeth or Jasper? Song:Pomplamoose - Another Day.

they crave that mineral

delete this immediately