if at first you don’t succeed..
try the other dad
why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps
it’s literally his house
how does he get in and out of his own house
when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house
Sounds like Sims…
He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.
Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?
>stretch your legs
I’m going to Hell for laughing too hard at this
Erik wearing a hat + the one time Charles did.
Oh Remy
Nya Nya Nyasputin!
Glomper of the Russian Queen!
Just so you know, virtually everything you say online will never, ever be truly deleted.
like one day you’re meeting this kid under the bleachers because you heard you could score some weed off of him and you do and you huddle with him in the cramped space and you cough until your eyes are red and your head is foggy and you come back for more because he’s funny and he’s nice and he feels safe and it feels good to be with him and you breathe deep until your lungs burn and you don’t worry about your grades or your parents’ expectations or the college applications waiting four years down the road and the next thing you know you’re meeting him under the bleachers every single day after school and you used to spend this time in the library studying and waiting for your mom to retrieve you but you don’t want to go to the library anymore and you can’t tell anybody why you don’t want to go to the library anymore so you just come here and he doesn’t ask questions and you love him for it and you skim through your textbooks while the smoke wafts up from his joint and gives you just a touch of a contact high and it’s enough to keep you coming back for the next three years and the first time you kiss him you tell him you’re pretending he’s a girl and it doesn’t have to mean anything but the second time is not pretend and you know it and he knows it and so the second time is the last time and then you graduate and you go to the ivy league and he doesn’t graduate and he changes oil and you discover new boys and new forms of pretending but you don’t want discovery as much as you want familiarity and you don’t know it yet but you’re only a few failed classes away from emptying your trust fund on a low-rent bar and a two-bedroom lease and then twenty years go by and he wants to pretend again and he’s begging you to just keep pretending but you’re not pretending when you tell the mother of your child that there is no room for her and there never has been and there never will be because there’s only ever been enough space for two people under the bleachers
Dafne Keen playing with Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine claws on the set of Logan (2017).
I love it when people get all pompous and talk about how serious Star Trek is.
It’s an amazing and important show, but it was 1960s camp at its finest.
THIS IS GONNA GET A BIT WORDY SO BARE WITH ME ;w;
So @funkyhunkygrunklestans and I are planning on moving in together into our first apartment, in the Portland, Oregon area in the summer. One problem tho: I’m currently residing in Iowa. And traveling over 1,500 miles/ 26 hour drive with only a bedroom worth of stuff, and a cat, I’m gonna need some help.
With this move, I would be in a better place, surrounded by supportive friends and I would no longer have to feel shitty due to my family’s toxic nature. Plus I would have a better job opportunity than what’s here in Iowa.
So here’s the nitty-gritty:
To cover everything ( Gas, Food on the trip, hotel, etc) is going to cost about
$5,000 to $6000
The reason for the prices is because if I ship my stuff instead of getting a uhaul trailer, and getting a hitch installed unless i get a vehicle with a hitch, its going to cost more. But I feel like it would be safer than just adding a hitch and then having it fall off during the trip (this is only a fear but still).
Right now I have a some money but that’s going towards buying a cheap car. And then once I get the car, any of my paychecks I get from nowish to June will be going towards this move.
So this is what I want to do:
Starting next week I’m going to be holding commission art streams everyday. And during the time I don’t have commissions, I’ll be drawing whatever. The time I want to do streams are between 12 pm to 4 pm and 6 pm to 9 pm (these hours might change due to scheduling but I’ll make a post about it/tweet about it if it does happen)
COMMISSION PAGE RIGHT HERE
Another option is donations. And to make it a little fun, no matter how much is donated, I’ll draw a little doodle with your username (unless its anonymous) and have it on a “wall of fame” type of deal”. However if you donate a lot (as in over $80) Let me draw you something more than just a doodle.
To donate, send the amount youre going to donate to my paypal which is stefaniekurth@live.com
Also, if you want, if you want to help us have some essential stuff for our soon to be apartment, you can check out this nifty Apartment wishlist. Its has things we need like a crockpot, towels, strainers, lights, bookshelf etc.
If you can help me out with moving, and help us out with setting up, that would be super great ;w;
can’t wait for the season finale of sunny
When people on tumblr watch it’s always sunny and they’re like “I wish the characters would stop being so gross and bad” I’m like… this ain’t no CW show bitch we live by the trash we die by the trash!!!!
me when i watch dennis’ double life:
“we need a decísion, criicket…” Dennis what the fuck lmao