Livin' on a Latte and a Prayer.

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

i know i made the original post but come on man

Your sense of self isn’t a static image, bro. It’s more like a climate or a biome. Both of which can shift in gradual ways over time or suddenly due to internal or external factors. Just check the weather report, man. Don’t try to force the sky to stay blue without clouds 24/7.

Werthers unoriginals. Werthers trite and cliche. Werthers entirely derivative

On this note, why can I only ever find the sugar free ones anymore, what is this hellscape 😩

Taylor Swift - august

“But I can see us lost in the memory”

annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book

car in front of me at a red light had this bumper sticker

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

As a healer: this will work

His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

*shrugs*

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

nice

the same user made a playlist of women covering men’s songs without changing pronouns!

double nice

[ID: a tweet by Joel Kim Booster “If you’re covering someone else’s love song, don’t change the pronouns, you fucking coward. That song is about a man and you’re gay for the next three minutes!!!” End ID.]

Knives Out 2 takes place in the Mamma Mia-verse

Only Benoit Blanc can solve which one of these men fathered a child to Meryl Streep in the 80s

This post has been kicking about for a few years now and this is still my favourite tag

im gonna say it.

you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.

& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.

monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)

so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.

also monsters are Very Hot & that needs no explanation so.

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)