my room also known as stupid idiot jail

remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass

me, riding a bike: wow this is just like in stranger things

almost 2014 and i still look like a piece of shit

one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how the fuck did he know without also having seen the previous episode of the backyardigans? i will forever regret not calling him out on his hypocrisy and i hope that kid is in jail now

remember we are Sky High fans first and people second

when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane

This is so fucking funny

This is peak 2017 

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer: