养眼呕吐背景

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

trying to forget a horrible memory like

you tried australia

I am literally both of them at the same time

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

trying to write the first paragraph of a thing

I’m laughing until I cry at this gif someone please help me its 4 am

THIS IS NOT THE ADVENTURE FINN WANTED