— John Green, Turtles All The Way Down

the urge to fix my life starting today but its a saturday. i'll start on monday

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

Basically. Come talk to me, I don’t bite

You guys can always come talk to me!

☝☝☝ its totally okay with me if you just message me talking about how theres no food and how much you want nutella right now

You could basically go on a rant about donkey’s and how they’ve been forsaken with the name asses I’d find it hilarious

i am very okay with all of this 

what do you mean i haven’t reached out to you i literally manifest you in the fake scenarios i create in my head each night before i fall asleep

Hi to the people, who still follow me on here

I feel like I spend my entire teen years on this website

And we all went through some sad shit back then

I just hope you’re allright by now ♥️

When someone mention Iron Maiden

Me

i think this is more adequate

Oh please

sorry i have to contribute