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I don't know who needs this but uhhh heres The Mandalorian color palette :)

literally cannot stop laughing at this

#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)

The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.

“We cannot communicate what imaginable horror you will face, but it will be tonight.”

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

cats on a 50 ft tall screen: “VICTORIA!”

me, white-knuckle gripping my bfs forearm: “we have to go right now immediately or i am GOING to die.”

sometimes reddit does good things

i did a deep clean of the kitchen and living room in this house i live in with six theatre people for the first time today and i prepared myself to find a lot of weird shit while cleaning - like the fake bloody foot in the coat closet - but nothing prepared me for the corn-shaped dildo under the couch

country girls should make do somewhere other than my living room!!

@mcelboycontent I showed this to a theatre kid friend of mine and she said this:

there is Corn Dildo Lore in this household, i just can’t remember the details. i believe it belongs to a roommate who is currently out of state. i do not know if it has ever been used in a sexual way, but i have touched it now, so i sincerely hope it is more of a novelty item

OH HEY THERE

The corn dildo was a birthday present indented to continue the tradition of getting me absolutely horrendous dildos. There’s a glass blown tentacle dildo hidden somewhere in the house that started the tradition. Niether have ever been used as intended (as far as I know)

there’s a what where

do you guys like. talk irl or

the dildo we got them this year was a casting of our other roommates penis :)

oh hey mia what’s up

reblog to keep up with the theatre dildo roommates

a merriest of christmases from all of us at the corn dildo house ❤️

without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife

he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them

i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania

lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children

once again: i would die for him

More cool stuff: Gisele is a Brazilian immigrant and she co-founded 412 food rescue, which is a nonprofit focused on ending hunger and sustainably fighting food waste. She also trolls her husband on Twitter a lot and has fully embraced the acronym SLOP (Second Lady of Pennsylvania).

How could you leave out arguably the best part where she takes pictures of the two of them like this because she’s normal human sized and he’s The Mountain from game of thrones

Guys this is very important!!!

Din Djarin + chaotic single dad energy

THE DADALORIAN (S2, Chapter 11 - The Heiress)

#this is how the economy should function

Distinguished gentleman