I’M DEAD

this man just posted a picture of himself in his review for a watch on amazon. the watch is nowhere to be seen

me

ur fave is problematic: me

thanks for the memes eurovision 2k17

After what feels like ten years––though it’s only been less than six months since we first picked up Jolene––we’re gearing up to launch into perma life-on-the-road.

While this has certainly been a grand adventure thus far, we’ve hit a lot of holes, both literally and figuratively, and we could use some help.

Mechanical problems arose, as they do, and we had to sink over $2,000 into repairs. Fortunately, we are now 100% mechanically sound (driving Jolene has never felt better). Very unfortunately, this completely depleted our renovation funds (and pretty much all else). We’re rubbing our last two pennies together, scrapping to get the reno done so we can get out of Florida and hit the road as a fully-functioning business. Our leave date is set as May 22nd.

So how can you help?

We have a donation page here, with a lot of great tiers: http://theroadvirus.com/patrons/

And a lot of fantastic items, including Road Virus shirts and totes here: http://shop.theroadvirus.com/

After a lot of hurry-up-and-wait, we’re excited to get back on the road and bring weird lit to a town near you. If you can’t afford to help monetarily, we’d still very much appreciate a share of this post.

Stay viral, The Road Virus crew

please throw pennies at my head. it’s what i’m into.

It’s true I’ve seen it.

these people are pretty rad toss a dollar or two at em

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

@decomprosed

@tuneraven

is it time to bring back this masterpiece: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittynosleep/comments/53wt80/im_on_a_phone_bear_with_me/?st=j2ebsj9t&sh=de8bbc98

omg flawless @desiprince