my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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pnkpill

may the universe guide any and all positive energy in my direction. that includes: all forms of love, money, stable mental and physical health, clear skin, and heartwarming memories starting right now.

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sliferslime-remade

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

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subterfuschia

We really need a toy.

Because I’m tired of the cognitive dissonance in my experience where my body looks like I’m having a good time but my brain is like “wow this could be better, this could be amplified, I’m nowhere near where I should be for this orgasm to happen.”

He says it’s my decision what toy I get but also I kinda want him to buy it for me because I want to be a princess.

I just want to try because I realize I’ve never been able to orgasm ANYWHERE except alone in a locked room basically. & I’d really like to push out of that experience & be able to orgasm outside of like my bedroom & that one time I was super horny & masturbated with a sandwich bag at work in the back room because it was dire & I was alone.

I just don’t know how to branch out of that, so maybe a toy will help?

:( Help me. I just want to cum & feel satisfied by my partner & I don’t know how to do that. Like what am I still holding back?

bergamotleycru

realized this was because i did not trust this man lol i still don’t