society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

the fact that men used to be able to dress like that and no one said a thing but chris pine stepped outside in this and there’s dozens of articles about him & his reaction to the criticism?

stand UP kings. bring back the thighs and the tummies!!!!!!

Justice for the Oompa Loompa lady.

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

On my hands and knees crying knowing I missed out on the fight cruise

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

I could use 100 years of good luck!

Knives Out (2019) and Glass Onion (2022) having the two main leads as an iconic gay detective and a working class woman/ of color whose combo is so menacingly whipsmart and fun they turn rich people games in on its head eventually leading to said rich people's downfall is the most based thing about these movies

edit: yeah, yeah i know ana is a white cuban, that's why i put the "/" at the end of "woman"

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

Yes it was cockroach 😑