Airy rambling

i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign 

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

Immortal Jaskier this, immortal Jaskier that. You know who’s immortal? Roach. Geralt just pretends he names every new horse the same thing.

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

let’s start a reblog chain where u recommend a book for your followers in the tags go go go

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

all im saying is, its a good thing pennywise didnt pick a different place called derry because i imagine hed have a lot less luck

Still not over this masterpiece

Mister Fluffy, I don’t wanna cry today.

“so that’s why the lute’s been really, really challenging because, um, it’s an actual instrument and it’s very hard and i’m used to bluffing my way through a lot of things like that.”

“general dameron is here”

“which one?”

“the jedi”

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What the hell is Jaskier doing?

Definitely not writing these down 🤐👀

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