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what happens if daniel accidentally spills the beans about the vegas boys’ trip with charles to max, laying down the groundwork to then later reveal to max that charles has a massive dick, and max has a moderate to major fit about it.

excerpt:

“Daniel, I do not know what the hell you’re trying to say,” he doesn’t mean to sound so harsh, but this entire scenario feels eerily familiar in a way that makes him want to curl up.

For once, Daniel seems to have the foresight to turn around and make sure no one is listening in on them before leaning closer. “Come on, I’m talking about how gifted Charles is. Blessed, really – in the downstairs department.”

There’s squealing tyres and shattering glass sounding in Max’s head and he really should’ve gotten up and left when he’d had the chance. It’s not the first time Daniel has presented him with a revelation about Charles in public and he really wishes it would stop happening.

new charles surfing pics dropped so i’m reminding you all to read my big dick!charles lestappen fic xoxo

if i don’t look at the publication date of my last fic it’s not real

oliver mintzlaff showing up to that race and then sky sports germany agreeing on “only asking sporting related questions” bunch of spineless COWARDS

i hope red bull liquidates actually

y’all are insufferable lol

red bull wouldn’t know what transparency and a due process was if it him them in the face lol

i would hope it doesn’t have to be said but either way, now is not the time to make jokes about “rbr’s downfall” or to say that you “always knew/thought he was weird/bad”. you can be sad and disappointed but at the end of the day, even if they’re still unspecified they’re serious allegations about the high profile team principal and ceo of the current championship holding team and they should be treated accordingly.

the investigation needs to be supported, the potential victim/victims should not be brushed off but supported and i believe regardless of whether the allegations are proven to be true or not, there should be a call on red bull racing and f1 at large to change because i already see (mostly) men brushing this off and calling women in motorsport the problem and it just shows that this is a symptom of the misogyny that is embedded in this sport and its organisations.

don’t reduce this to a gotcha moment in your idiotic fan wars.

love and light to you all in the trenches/crying/screaming/throwing up, i’m imagining some poor sod holding up the speaker at the merc team meeting so toto could tell them from wherever he’s fucked off to that the man who signed an extension 5 months ago is dumping them for la scuderia ferrari