scottish people twitter…

Fucking the donut suicide one omfg

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

-Meg

Omg this is hilarious

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

me

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

My friend Karinya has been living with a rare form of cancer called Paraganglioma. She bought tickets to see Florence and the Machine play in Austin months ago and has been so excited to go, but was not able to since she is bedridden in a hospice care facility. So Florence and Rob came to visit and played an hour long private concert for us in Karinya’s room! We can not thank them enough for giving her this gift.

wow she’s everything

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”