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。゚(゚´ω`゚)゚。

@wanderingpierrot / wanderingpierrot.tumblr.com

Lvl. 28🍑 Pronouns: he/him
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hey. to the fat person reading this who wants to transition or is transitioning. make your transition goals fat like you. please. the things you aim to gain from transition can be gained while fat. you can be/express your gender and be fat. there is nothing wrong with that, no matter what anyone says. i promise.

let yourself exist. let yourself be happy. you have just as much of a right as every other person in this world to do that, especially as you transition. it's okay. you're going to be alright, and you're also going to look fucking awesome. you already look fucking awesome. it's your body. own it.

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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plaguedocboi

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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cryptotheism

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

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akkivee

stopped by to report that gencha’s purple yam cake was absolutely awful bro i’m so heartbroken 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I AM SO FCKING PISSED WHERE IS MY PURPLE SWEET POTATO GENTARO??????? I DONT SEE ANY FCKING YAMS IN THIS CAKE MOTHERFCKER WHERE THE FCK IS THE SWEET POTATO GENTARO THIS BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN AN USO DESU YO CAKE CAKE IS A LIE CAKE GOD DAMN YOU YUMENO GENTARO YOU ENTIRE ASSHOLE—

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wyldstallyn

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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