Mint Condition

to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you.

Well, if this show is “Too Black” then America is too white.

GOOD FOR HER THAT OTHER GUY IS TEN MILLION TIMES HOTTER

guy 1: boring future in the hamptons guy 2: everything your mom never let you date

IMAGINE YOUR OTP THO

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

Oh my Lord! This is so fucking funny!!! :D <3

Beyoncé & her wind machine. Cheese & crackers. Whitney Houston & crack. My mom & my nerves.

My right ass cheek and my left ass cheek

Kriss kross, salt& pepper, My two front teeth

Chips and the air in the bag

Me and henny

Seasoned meat and tortillas

^

Squidward and spongebob

Sonic and tails

Papoose and fitteds

Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable. Gina and Martin. Kel and orange soda. Nicki Minaj and Roman Zolanski. Tiffany Pollard and her eyelashes. SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick’s pocket cookie and Gary. Joseline and Steewie. Foxy Brown’s Afro and the razors she hid in it. Black Widow and the hulk. O.T. Genasis and his coco.

You knock down a few doors in the projects and now you’re Harlem’s hero?

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

YES

im tired of us pretending taylor swift can sing ://

WHAT

i said IM TIRED OF US PRETENDING TAYLOR SWIFT CAN SING ://

Dijó que “Estoy cansada que fingimos que Taylor Swift tiene la habilidad de cantar”

تقول: “تعبت وحنا بزعم ان تيلور سويفت تقدر تغني”

Tô cansada de fingir que a Taylor Swift pode cantar

Ze zei “ ik ben het zat dat we net alsof doen dat Taylor Swift kan zingen

Elle a dit “Je suis fatigué de faire semblant que Taylor Swift peut chanter.”

테일러 스위프트 노래 잘한단 거짓말 그만하라고 했다.

sie sagte: “Ich bin vom Vortäuschen müde taylor swift kann singen.”

Tumblr has a way of uniting us and I just….. am happy.

LMFAO

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

One guy’s hilarious post is exactly how we all feel about this photo of Obama, Trudeau, and Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto. 

RIP

they snatch our icons like dis

Nooooo so many books 😳😳😳

MY COMICS!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO

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I hate when people say Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova have a rivalry, when somebody beats you 17 times in a row that’s not a rivalry. That’s just you getting your ass beat over and over again that’s all.

This baby is so cute omg😍😍

are y'all serious right now like 😩😩😩 I want 3

Missy Elliott makes an appearance on Michelle Obama’s Carpool Karaoke segment.