im boo boo the fool

i love when you have a papercut or something and you go to sleep then wake up and it’s noticeably smaller. cell division <3

being in your 20s is just going to the store

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

Please allow me to consult my two colleagues.......

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

i went to penis.com and they said theyd never heard of you

“we were born wrong”

I’ll have what he’s having

you're laughing. venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming, and you're laughing.

Thanks

if i was bernie sanders rn i would just tweet “😏” and then shut my phone off

i would like to see it please..

cats are small so they can run very fast and thus commit more crimes per second than the average human