I wrote a song in 30 minutes to get my feelings out about this election

Miscommunication

DM: Alright, you come to a fork in the road

Cleric: I pick it up

DM: you what?

Cleric: I pick it up

*rest of party is dying of laughter*

DM: Fine, add fork of eating to your inventory, +10 to eating.

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

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Hamilton the Musical - You’ll Be Back (Lyrics below the cut) “You’ll Be Back” is a song from the Broadway musical Hamilton performed by Jonathan Groff (King George). Sorry this is shit. I wanted to play around with audio layering again and cover this because it’s fun…

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They just installed this monster of a vending machine in the music hall.

But not a normal people vending machine with Oreos and Gatorade and shit. It’s stocked with reeds and rosin???

what

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if you didn’t believe me here’s pictures

This is so cool!!!

i was telling my mum (music lecturer) about this today and her mouth literally forms an O

This would be so awesome

I don’t understand is this what musicians eat

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it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

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tiny ruby and her very troubled senpais gonna go find the wizard

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British Slang Guide for British Characters

Written by someone from Britain.

1. Bloody - Damn. Socially acceptable to use, some of my teachers use it, and my gran does too. You can’t use this enough.

2. Arse - ass but more derogatory. You wouldn’t say this to your grandparents, generally. Parents, it depends who you are.

3. Fiver - £5. Everyone says this all the time.

4. Tenner - £10. Ditto fiver.

5. Quid - £1. Ditto tenner.

6. Grand - £1000. Obviously lesser said than fiver unless you’re Ed Sheeran or someone but people normally say this.

7. Chav - i think Americans call them townies??

8. Mum - do i need to explain? and no, we don’t say Dud.

9. Nappy - Diaper. 

10. Lift - Elevator

11. Pavement - Sidewalk.

12. Cock-up - fuck up.

13. Cakehole - mouth. IE: Shut your cakehole!

14. Bloke - Man. Most people say this.

15. Knackered - tired. “I’m off to bed, me, i’m knackered.” the K is silent.

16. Pear-shaped - gone wrong. “It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped.”

17. ay-up - greeting used in the Midlands/North. sometimes used at the start of a statement or question. “Ay-up, what you doing with that?”

18. Local - nearby pub. “I’m off for a drink at the local.”

19. Fit - hot. “He’s fit, him.”

20. Bollocks - balls. Sometimes used as an exclamation, like “Shit!” 

21. this is important. Fanny - vagina. FANNY DOES NOT MEAN BUTT IN ENGLAND. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A FANNY TO SOMEONE IN THE STREET YOU MAY GET PUNCHED

22. Shag - screw. Shag is less derogatory than screw.

23. Uni - short for university. Is that your college?

24. Sixth form - Junior and Senior year at high school.

25. Secondary school - 6th grade to Sophomore year.

26. Year 10 - Freshman. Year 9 - Eighth Grade and so on.

27. Reception - Preschool.

28. Telly - television.

29. Chips - Fries.

30. Crisps - Chips.

31. Full Stop - Period. The punctuation kind.

32. Bugger - i don’t really know what this translates to. You’d say “oh bugger i’ve lost my keys.”

33. Crap - Less derogatory form of Shit.

34. Wanker - technically, this means someone who jerks off, but it’s used as an insult.

35. Dickhead - another insult.

36. Twat - Some people use this as an insult, but, as I discovered a while ago, it also means vagina.

37. Cunt - vagina. DO NOT INCLUDE THIS WORD IN ANY WRITING, IT’S THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

38. Autumn - Fall

39. Biscuit - cookie.

40. Bonnet (a car bonnet) - hood.

41. Boot (of a car) - Trunk

42. Flannel - washcloth

43. Scouser - someone from Liverpool

44. Manc - someone from Manchester

45. Geordie - Someone from Newcastle

46. Brummie - someone from Birmingham

47. Dodgy - suspicious/not quite right. “Ooh, he looks a bit dodgy/My pen’s being dodgy!”

48. Tad - A bit. “Are you cold?” “Just a tad.”

49. Ta - thank you. Used up north a lot.

50. Absobloodylutely - a very enthusiastic yes.

51. Fortnight - two weeks.

52. Gutted - Devastated

53. Chuffed - proud, happy of something someone’s done for you.

British slang is all so cute ;_;

I feel that there’s a few more that should be added to this:

54. Lush - used to describe something or someone as pleasing or desirable. As in “your new puppy is so lush!”, “The cakes they make are lush” or “He was lush”

55. Lad - Guy or boy (NOT ‘fuckboy’ as I have seen it being described) “The lad behind the counter was helpful” or “How are you doing, lad?”

56. Lass - The opposite of lad, a girl or young woman. “That lass over there has a cute dog” or “Ya’ll right, lass?”

57. Pillock - Used as an insult to describe an idiot or someone who has done something foolish. “You absolute pillock” 

58. Knob - A penis (also used as an insult)

59. Biddy - An annoying old woman. “That old biddy is taking forever to cross the road”

60. Wee - Small or tiny. “I only want a wee bit” or “She’s a wee little thing” However, it can also mean to urinate. “I need a wee” or “I’m off for a wee”

61. Canny - Good, nice, quite or rather. (Used either to describe someone or can be used in reference to distance or lenth e.g. “That’s a canny way” which means quite a long way.) Mostly used by people from the North-East. Other examples include: “She’s a canny lass” or “What a canny little dog”