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Sun.

@bluefloatingwaves-blog / bluefloatingwaves-blog.tumblr.com

-Astrology, time, space and the planets are things I can't really wrap my head around
-Feel free to ask me anything!
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Sorry I've been gone/the signs and done percentage

I've been a bit preoccupied with other things lately so I'm sorry about that aha. I've got a "the signs and being done" post for you guys down therešŸ‘‡šŸ» Aries: a solid 67% Taurus: a low key 78% Gemini: 0-10% Cancer: 1-100% Leo: 55% Virgo: 33 or 87% Libra: 24% Scorpio: 4000% Sagittarius: 2% Aquarius: 3.1415.... Pisces: 98%

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Astrologial Crash Course: Asteroids

Asteroidsā€“like planets and housesā€“give more depth to our charts and personalities. By no means are asteroids as significant as planets, but they do play a role in determining who we are. There are thousands of asteroids that we can factor into our charts, but the biggest ones are Chiron, Ceres, Pallas, Juno, and Vesta.

Finding your asteroids is not as hard as some people may think. Thereā€™s just a few more steps involved when reading your chart.Ā 

STEP ONE: Go here and get your birth chart.

STEP TWO: Scroll down to where your asteroids are listed. Here are mine for an example:

Weā€™re going to ignore Fortune and the South node. Just pay attention to the first five!

STEP THREE: Take note of which sign your asteroids are. Scroll up to the chart of your signs above and look only at the houses. Whichever house your asteroidā€™s sign is in is which house your asteroid is in. Again, hereā€™s mine for an example:

My Chiron is in Libra. Libra is in my 5th house. Chiron is in my 5th house.

My Ceres is in Sagittarius and Sagittarius is not in my chart! This means that when I go to see what the house traits are for Ceres, they wonā€™t apply to me, but the sign traits will. Iā€™ll explain this more in depth further down.

My Pallas is in Scorpio. Scorpio is in my 6th house. Pallas is in my 6th house.

My Juno is in Aquarius. Aquarius is in my 9th house. Juno is in my 9th house.

My Vesta is in Scorpio. Scorpio is in my 6th house. Vesta is in my 6th house.

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: If you donā€™t have the sign of your asteroid in any of your houses, that asteroidā€™s house traits wonā€™t apply to you. That doesnā€™t mean you donā€™t have that asteroid, it doesnā€™t mean youā€™re missing something important, it just means that only the sign traits are applicable to your asteroid.Ā 

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Sagittarius & libra sex, marriage, kids ?? Thanks ā™„ļø

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Sex: would probably be interesting and fun due to Sagā€™s carefree nature and Libraā€™s flirty attitude. Good partners in the bedroom, libra would push a new idea on Sagittarius and sag would go for it for the heck of it.Marriage: fun and genuine, libra is a great friend to Sagittarius and there will be much comfort and ease. Itā€™s a very fun relationship. Sagittarius must be careful with a Libraā€™s boundaries and not push them out of their comfort zonesChildren: Iā€™m not quite sure about this one, depending on the charts of both partners and the time that the woman gets pregnant would determine the sign of the child and personality. Personality of a combined sag and libra would be a child thatā€™s down for anything and ready to have a good time. An overall fun person, probably a blonde-haired and blue-eyed boy or a green-eyed and brown-haired girl, both with fair skin . No problem, hope I helped!

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The signs' reactions to their friends going on vacation

Aries: Pick up some lighter fluid on your way home
Taurus: I want exotic food recipes and incense
Gemini: LOL have fun I'll be here being a couch potatoe
Cancer: you're leaving? When will you be back? Please write to me I'll miss you
Leo: Bring me back something shiny or we aren't friends anymore
Virgo: I've calculated every landmark to wherever you're going and given you an hour to visit, so at 6:45 pm on April 21st you'll be back in time for dinner at 7:30 pm
Libra: Find me a friend over in England I'm tired of these ones
Scorpio: I'll follow up with you on insta
Sagittarius: that's cool, have fun, bring me back a flag from China or something
Capricorn: you can go and have fun as long as you're back in time for work
Aquarius: so, this place you're visiting. They got any famous ufo sightings?
Pisces: *continues to listen to music and block the rest of the world out in their own tropical paradise*
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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I donā€™t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean itā€™s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā€¦

Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā€¦

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATā€™S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā€¦

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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boyā€¦ā€¦.

You guys are fucking silly

and Iā€™m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, itā€™s positively appal-

IT GOT BETTER.

I FINALLY FOUND THE POST OH GOD I FOUND IT SWEET MERCY

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