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Mrs. Lovett: Said she took the poison– she did Never said that she died

(In)appropriate Audition Songs -Part 1

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for Philip Hamilton and I’m singing “Bulletproof” by La Roux

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for Eliza Schuyler and my song is “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood

Hi, I’m auditioning for John Laurens and I’ll be singing “Same Love” by Macklemore

Auditioning for Aaron Burr with “Oops, I Did It Again” by Britney Spears

Hey, here to audition for Alexander Hamilton and I’ll be singing “Shot Through the Heart” by Bon Jovi

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for Grantaire and I’ll be singing “Drunk In Love” by Beyonce. 

Hi, I’m auditioning for Javert and I’ll be singing “Defying Gravity” from Wicked. Just kidding, that’s way too high for me. I’ll actually be singing “Jump” by Van Halen.

Today I am here to audition for the role of Fantine, and I will sing “Death” by White Lies

Future Enjolras here, I’ll be auditioning with “Revolution” by the Beatles, and if you need a second song, I have “Bleeding Out” by Imagine Dragons prepared

I’m auditioning for JD, from Heathers, and I’ll be singing “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz

Hello, I’m here to audition for Sweeney Todd and I’m singing “Murder Song” by Aurora

Hi everybody, I’m auditioning for Nessarose from Wicked and I’m singing “Born to Run” by Bruce Springsteen. 

….add more to my list!

Hi, I'm auditioning for the part of Mrs. Lovett and I'll be auditioning with the song "Burn" by Ellie Goulding

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) dir. Tim Burton

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

I can totally live with that.

@perdidit-intenebris

Twelve and Missy in the vault, watching Disney movies, cuddling and drinking hot chocolate while it’s raining outside, a concept™

Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones

“And you are?“ "Jones. Ianto Jones.” “Nice to meet you, Jones, Ianto Jones. Captain Jack Harkness.”

“A thousand years time, you won’t remember me.” “Yes, I will. I promise, I will.” “Ianto. Ianto? Don’t go, don’t leave me, please. Please, don’t.”

best of torchwood → 2.04 | So many species, so little time.

Best of Captain Jack (Doctor Who + Torchwood) | requested by @elden-12

Best of Captain Jack (Doctor Who + Torchwood) | requested by @elden-12

Simm!Master in Series 10 | requested by anon

Okay time for more Rhys bc I just finished The Catch and aaaaah!