what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

Where will the lies end?

me, a terrible person: what the fuck? what the fuck, i’m a good person, i don’t deserve this

Who would win in a fight? Macho Pichu or Machu Picchu

Unstoppable force vs. Immovable object

@theverylongstoryofalifetime no sé si es la hora o si sí es muy gracioso, pero llevo como 3 minutos llorando jajajajajajaj

my 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to “survive” really quick

i'm a Heterosexual.

haha april fools!!!!!!! could you imagine if i was really straight. gross!! no offense to them. i respect the heterosexuals’ life decision i just am not one !!!!! 100% Not Hetero Here!!! haha

Also proficient at fetch.

“dude, i’m wasted” and by wasted, i’m talking about all of my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

supercalifragilistic-existential crisis