How To Send Dreams 💤

This post explains how to send a dream to another person. I’ve done this before many times and it’s always worked for me. I’m not here to boss anyone around, but it’s best to get permission to do it first. If not, that’s on you.

Feel free to send me an ask on how it works for you or if you have any questions! :)

~ Eris

Let's talk about mynoise.net

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

Or say you miss the ocean.

Or say you miss your cat.

Or say you miss your spaceship.

Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

OH MY GOD

SERIOUSLY THIS WEBSITE IS THE SHIT

me, entering the function looking for soda to drink

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

Chill bich

pssst @dilfosaur

Y'all….my crush is taking me to the sex shop this weekend….This is the ultimate fanfic prompt take note

And it came down to this because my fucking vibrator wand thing that plugs into the wall BROKE and I can’t drive by myself yet and I don’t want to go into a sex shop all by myself (especially because I live in a rural area and a lot of homophobes live here) and obviously I can’t ask my parents to go so I ask my best friend who is also someone I secretly am enamored by, and I was so nervous literally had to rehearse the question in my head 100 times

“I need to ask you a favor…And no need to worry about saying no…Would u go to the adult shop with me…?”

Without missing a beat, not even TWO SECONDS OF CONSIDERATION he’s like “oh yeah, I’m busy on Friday, and I have to do one thing on Saturday but after that we can definitely head over there and go.”

And I’m like…Holy shit….This is happening….My dream come true…. And he’s like “have you ever been in an adult shop before?” And I get super flustered and say

“NO, that’s why I want somebody to come with me” and he replies with how he’s never been in one either and that he’s excited to go.

But then…He’s saying about how he’s gonna have the other dudes squad up to go and I’m like in my mind…..noooooo IM NOT GOING THERE TO LOOK IN THERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES I PLAN ON BUYING A BUNCH OF SEX TOYS BECAUSE I CANT WAIT A WEEK TO ORDER ALL OF IT ONLINE AND ID RATHER PAY CASH THAN HAVE IT CHARGED ON MY CARD. I cannot have them knowing about me buying this shit that’s why this is CONFIDENTIAL.

So. We’ll see what happens Saturday.

Alright so we walked in and he awkwardly looked at the porn while I looked at the novelties. I awkwardly bought my shit and we flew out of there.

Some ravi n DW shit @gummyslime

Mood board

my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?

this year we oppress apple users

Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

Stop comparing gross ugly men with omni theater sized foreheads to Megamind like Megamind is a hot bisexual let’s not pretend that isn’t true

Y'all….my crush is taking me to the sex shop this weekend….This is the ultimate fanfic prompt take note

And it came down to this because my fucking vibrator wand thing that plugs into the wall BROKE and I can't drive by myself yet and I don't want to go into a sex shop all by myself (especially because I live in a rural area and a lot of homophobes live here) and obviously I can't ask my parents to go so I ask my best friend who is also someone I secretly am enamored by, and I was so nervous literally had to rehearse the question in my head 100 times

"I need to ask you a favor...And no need to worry about saying no...Would u go to the adult shop with me...?"

Without missing a beat, not even TWO SECONDS OF CONSIDERATION he's like "oh yeah, I'm busy on Friday, and I have to do one thing on Saturday but after that we can definitely head over there and go."

And I'm like...Holy shit....This is happening....My dream come true.... And he's like "have you ever been in an adult shop before?" And I get super flustered and say

"NO, that's why I want somebody to come with me" and he replies with how he's never been in one either and that he's excited to go.

But then...He's saying about how he's gonna have the other dudes squad up to go and I'm like in my mind.....noooooo IM NOT GOING THERE TO LOOK IN THERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES I PLAN ON BUYING A BUNCH OF SEX TOYS BECAUSE I CANT WAIT A WEEK TO ORDER ALL OF IT ONLINE AND ID RATHER PAY CASH THAN HAVE IT CHARGED ON MY CARD. I cannot have them knowing about me buying this shit that's why this is CONFIDENTIAL.

So. We'll see what happens Saturday.