if A Girl was a Pear

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

my favs pics of 'the eras tour' ♡

someone said “direction” in my lecture today and the girl next to me sighed and slumped against the back of her chair

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

whenever i go a few days withojut being horny im like wow it's finally over im finally just a regular person just like everyone else and then it comes back and im like ummm lol is the transient yet visceral nature of life making anyone else hard

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers

ONE DIRECTION APPRECIATION MONTH ➝ DAY TWENTY-ONE: member + favourite tweet

According to an (now deleted) article from Hypebeast, The new drop of 28Clothing will come out today at 5PM GMT.

Check out the new items above and keep an eye on the website.

Guy covered in blood: Guys Im cover ed in blood

matthew lillard and pheobe bridgers have nothing to do with each other but they both own halloween, thank u for coming to my ted talk

ah yes... november. the month that used to belong to one direction and their album releases and the inevitable album leak that always occured the week of said album release.