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I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life

22 Times Julius Caeser was Stabbed by Senators + 1 Time he was Stabbed by his Friend

56,428 words, slash, a/b/o, mpreg

ariana is just collecting her fourth ethnicity stone. shes Been latina, and black and e asian. shes over it. now shes going full white. aryana, if you will

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.

and she used her white privilege to propel the integration movement and stood up against the active and overt racism in her town. ya go tracy!!!

A true queen

tumblr users who’ve been here for 6+ years of stupid changes and know that a 1 day protest won’t change a thing

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

Dante statue and the blood moon, Naples 27.07.18

“the fuck is this?”

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same