life is all about owning four pairs of jeans and only feeling good about one pair at any given moment
Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious
But it’s my birtday
Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about
No, fuck. Chiropractors
Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist
that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus
still being active on tumblr is camp
this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates
i'll outlive everything you love
SEBASTIAN STAN as NICK FOWLER in THE 355 (2022) dir. Simon Kinberg
Day 241/548 of Taemin’s enlistment (210531 - 221130)
Advice @ M Countdown 210520
i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit
wait.
in this house we do grandma activities
if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.
hey what the fuck does this mean
im shaking what does this mean
We will neighhhhhhhhhver no
wonho | 211014 | come over tonight @ m countdown
rooting for them to make it out of there
You’re a stage five dumbass.
how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010