Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

Bad news: everyone who has said some variation of "umm actually I don't do that 🙏 I'm a good person" is more annoying than the rest of us confessing to our nerd crimes. Yes you do. I guarantee it you do. You're saying Um, Actually right now

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

This is a goddamn nightmare.

Hey look I found Hell

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

WHAT DO WE WANT?

so this happened to me today

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

people named Anton when they meet Jack Antonoff:

I can't stop thinking about this post

Ohhhhh my god u found out somebody has a physically impossible fetish? should we tell everyone? Should we write a callout post?should we invite sigmund freud