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Some Kind Of Trash

@afro-ducky

Rosemary | 19 | NUA
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Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.

It’s like twilight only better

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dudes
all 22 countries where nationwide same-sex marriage is legalised. #LoveWins
update 30.6.2017: Germany legalises same-sex marriage, coming into effect later in 2017.
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afro-ducky

Update: you're missing the UK

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zackancodeine

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

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moneystuff

Finders keepers, losers weepers - AMIRIGHT?! Actually, no. It turns out that’s not always true when it comes to money :(

Keep reading

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renirabbit

I know this is like a really controversial opinion but fat people deserve to be treated like a human beings whether they’re healthy or not

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stargazingwithfireflies

The Houses as Bookworms

Gryffindor: absolutely adores books but still wishes they read more, takes really aesthetic book photos, doesn’t waste their time on a book they know they won’t like, pretty critical about book to movie adaptations, considers other people’s reviews before picking up a book, reads their books in class even when they probably shouldn’t, loves borrowing books from others
Hufflepuff: will plow through book after book and then not read for an entire month, attempts to organize books alphabetically or by colour but in the end just tries to squeeze them in anywhere, probably re-reads more old books than they read new books, only presents they want are books, may not finish books super quickly but loves them nonetheless
Ravenclaw: reads books at an alarming rate, can and will read on any form of transportation, wears glasses, instead of listening to music they’re actually listening to audio books, starts reading a good book but then gets distracted by another and completely forgets about the old one, usually critical of the protagonist.
Slytherin: attempts to read over 20 books at the same time, ships everything, loves it when they’re friends read a book that they recommend,they have to finish the whole series no matter what, gets defensive when someone doesn’t recognize them as a reader, wants to read all the books their friends have read so they can contribute their own opinions to discussions
#WHOOPSLITERALLYME iamsohufflepuff
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loveamongthesailors

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

moranion

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

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 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

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sapphiccygnet

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

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sabotender-bailarina

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

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sabotender-bailarina

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

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