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tell me about the fucking golf shoes

@saltylittlepeanut / saltylittlepeanut.tumblr.com

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So I got locked out of my Tumblr for about a week because I logged out and forgot I needed two-factor authentication to log back in, how y'all doing

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what they say: jumpscares are a cheap trick to get a shock reaction from the audience. I dislike them because they cheapen the experience, and that's why I prefer true psychological horror
what they mean: if I am playing a game and a thing jumps out at me I will have a heart attack and die
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I get so painfully bored when Tao isn't at home, even though a lot of the time I'm just chilling doing my own thing, none of those things are even the tiniest bit satisfying when I'm alone in the house, sigh

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one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

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