Mozzarella sticks are hard. (via ehrees)

yesterday i went out w my grandma as always but we got home just in time before the storms and ?? i saw some rly weird clouds?? ive never seen them before?? and apparently no one else had bc everyone was taking pics of them?? it was weird bc one half of the sky was clear and blue, the other half was normal kinda blurry cloudy skies and right in the middle in a small patch were these cauliflower clouds like wtaf texas

cumulonimbus mammatus thats what they were and this is what they look like 

Mammatus, also known as mammatocumulus (meaning “mammary cloud”),[1][2] is a meteorological term applied to a cellular pattern of pouches hanging underneath the base of a cloud. The name mammatus is derived from the Latinmamma (meaning “udder” or “breast”). 

titty clouds

take me down to the mammatus city where the skies are grey and the clouds have titties

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

mood

Thanks for the pupdate. (via sokane1)

By January 1st, 2018, everyone born in 1999 or before will be an adult. In effect, there will be no more 90s kids.

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

Don’t slap pandas

I’m crying…🤣🤣🤣

pls don’t slap pandas :(

Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V, Ctrl + V,

this is cyber bullying …

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

“The birthday of a strong and independent man”

Someone was probably taking a dump while the Titanic was sinking

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

I want to see sociologists and historians trying to explain this image in a thousand years. 

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?