all fashion advice for short guys is aimed at making them look taller. what if i just want to look sluttier

hopefully this will help

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

yes

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

boing-boing-boing-boing

Is that Mystique?!

it’s homegirl from Lights Out

those hoes better turn tf around

when the professor shows their email inbox on the projection screen

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

the signs as professions!

capricorn: clown

evolution