it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
Is anyone here russian
i am
Have you considered taking your time
Take my time with what
Russian sounds like rushing a little
Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!
Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.
Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.
That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.
Cause aren’t we all…Jin Ling’s uncle 😂😂😂😂
ok I’m trying to see something here
bestie they’re all in australia
Unmute !
All I want in life is the motivation of a sports anime protagonist
“If you do not schedule system maintenance, your system will schedule it for you.”
I LOVE THIS😭
Why is this so true tho-😭🤚
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.
I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
