tired

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

I just want to crawl in bed with someone I care about and have my heart feel at home again and watch movies and talk about random stuff for hours

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

in retrospect, yikes

why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

My god what an adventure

This was a roller coaster

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

this is why i can’t son.

WOWWW

MOOD

When God is a woman comes on shuffle

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”