me as a girlfriend

Babe, I couldn’t pick just one

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

remember when

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

I will outscream the cicadas

Can I ask what are cicadas

Demonic, red-eyed hoards of insects that rise from the ground en masse to shed their skins all over tree trunks and SCREAM NON-STOP ALL DAY UNTIL IT BECOMES A KIND OF WHITE NOISE THAT YOU DON’T EVEN REALLY HEAR ANY MORE.

Reblogging just for that description

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

“just kidding, I’m so strong”

oh my god OH MY GOD