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Warsan Shire, from “Backwards”, Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in Her Head
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some warrior cats phone backgrounds I edited!
Please rb if u save <3
Edit: StarClan and BloodClan version!
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definitely DON’T click on this text to access a drive folder for mp100 s3 that i definitely WON’T be trying my best to update every wednesday
EDIT: now includes all of season 1 and the reigen ova! <3
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And Furudate sensei said: let bokuaka be canon
And it was canon.
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Kuroo: How do you spell orange?
Bokuto: The fruit or the color?
Tsukishima:
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stilldrowning-deactivated202401
Sometimes I stop and look around and I’m still surprised that I’m not dead.
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Requests:
- Reactions -> Open
- One Shots -> Closed
- Drabbles -> Closed unless I ask for prompt requests
- Fake Texts -> Open
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Why do you think so much fiction about robots has robots specifically be detectives
I don’t know, but it’s frustrating that most robot detectives are good at their jobs. I want more shitty robot detectives. They’re trying their best but oh my god. Oh my god. Who greenlighted this project?! The programming is dysfunctional… the AI is a mess… the only reason they solve any mysteries at all is because people pity them and just want to help them out…
“God. I’m so sorry. Please forgive the detective - this project was rushed and didn’t get much testing or development. You’re not actually a murder suspect, it’s just decided that the most efficient way to complete the objective ‘identify murderer’ is to accuse absolutely everyone in a 20 mile radius of the crime by the logic that the murderer is probably one of the eight million people living in the city.”
“SleuthBot9000, what are your thoughts?”
“Frequency analysis of online databases suggests that the most statistically probable explanation is that ‘the butler did it’.”
“Slu…”
“Yes, sir?”
“How much did you cost to build?”
“22 million dollars, sir.”
“Jesus fuck.”
“The suspect was found with hundreds of gigabytes of obscene images on his personal computer.”
“‘Slu… these are cat pictures…”
“Like I said, sir. Obscene.”
“SleuthBot9000, I’ve been reviewing your reports. It says here that you’re programmed to meet a quota of 30 solved crimes a month.”
“Yes, sir.”
“It says you have met this quota perfectly since your activation April.”
“Yes, sir.”
“It also says that there has been a single culprit in each case.”
“Yes, sir.”
“It says that culprit is SleuthBot9000. Slu… have you been committing crimes just so you can solve them and meet quota?”
“Yes, sir. It was the most efficient solution.”
“What happened to the robot?”
“SleuthBot9000 has retired from the force.”
“Oh thank god.”
“Yeah uh… turns out trying to solve crimes algorithmically using machine learning was a disaster, and fine-tuning it to think more like a real cop had some, ah, unintended results.”
“Yeah? Like what?”
“Well, within three days it had become a racial profiling machine. We did some experiments and had it watch a basketball game. Every time a white player passed the ball to a black player, Slu identified the orange basketball as a gun and started recommending defensive action. It did the same thing when we showed it a video of a black toddler playing with a toy truck. It finally glitched out when we asked it to identify a black couple holding hands - it got confused because its new algorithm told it that it was looking at a gun paradoxically holding and being held by another gun. It started sparking and babbling incoherent nonsense until Sgt. Delaney shut it down.”
“So that’s the end of SleuthBot9000?”
“Well, yes and no. Internal affairs and the ACLU have requested to review copies of its programming. I like to think that Slu will get a memory wipe and spend the rest of its days peacefully misidentifying flocks of sheep in lush green fields somewhere in the countryside.”
“Captain, is that… is that SleuthBot9000?”
“I’m afraid so, Henley.”
“I thought you said it had retired to counting electric sheep!”
“Yes, well, it’s back and it looks like it’s here to stay. Get used to it.”
“But… why?! It was comically incompetent! It was humiliating to work with… I’m still sending getting angry letters demanding apologies for its behavior and dismal policing. I watched it try to arrest a bronze statue for loitering, Captain! A bronze statue!”
“The one that looks like an old lady with a bag of groceries? Can’t say I blame it - never liked that statue much. The thing is, Henley, you and I both know that it was a bad detective and a joke of a cop. But… believe it or not, it did its job. Not the one we wanted it for, no, but the whole point in automating detective work was to improve policing. According to the sociologists and Internal Affairs, our friend Slu was a goddamn psychology experiment designed to inspire human achievement through relative failure. Statistics show that all departments issued a SleuthBot9000 experienced a dramatic decrease in reports of human misconduct, wrongful arrests, and violent altercations with civilians. Apparently Slu serves as a mocking mirror of our own incompetence and fills us with a desire to be better than we are. The actual damage it has caused is negligible.”
“So. We’re just gonna… let it do its thing? Its horrible, horrible thing? Because we want to perform humanity more gracefully?”
“Bingo. It’s getting a promotion.”
“That’s stupid.”
“Science fiction frequently is.”
artemishuntress42
Old lady with a bag of groceries statue that you don’t like? Throwing shade at Carmel again, Ship?
I just hate her so much.
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BTS scenario → inspired by without me by halsey - the aftermath.
pairing: bts x reader fandom: bts warnings: language ; some have an open ending genre: angst previous: x
a/n: I’ll just yeet myself out of here now (: (masterlist is in my bio)
kim seokjin
“Doctor (Y/L/N)! You won’t believe who your next patient is!” one of the nurses came running, then another, until three of them, all younger than you, were standing in front of you with the biggest grins ever.
“Is it.. an idol?” you smiled as well as you put down the file of the previous patient, knowing only all too well that the only time these girls reacted that way was when an idol was sitting in the emergency.
“Not just any idol, though! It’s..-”
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bangtanqueray
BTS Masterlist
Here’s my Masterlist. Feel free to request Prompts, Fake Texts, Reactions or whatever :) Requests are always open and welcome <3 find my prompt list here: https://bangtanqueray.tumblr.com/post/175350720523/bts-extended-prompt-list
a=angst, s=smut (mentioned or major), f=fluff
REACTIONS
BTS Reaction: Their s/o doesn’t have a good relationship with their mother (a,f)
BTS Reaction: A family member of yours walking in on you (s)
BTS Reaction: Teasing them in front of the others - maknae line - hyung line (s)
BTS Reaction: Their 8th member is dating someone from NCT/SEVENTEEN
BTS Reaction: Massage (f)
BTS Reaction: Hoarse Throat in the Morning after “taking it too deep” (f,s)
BTS Reaction: Sensitive Reader (f)
BTS Reaction: Meeting their s/o’s parents (f)
BTS Reaction: Perfect Stranger
Dad!BTS Reaction: Your child is sick (f)
BTS Reaction: Sudden Skinship with Their Crush (f)
Fake Text Reaction: Planning to Start a Family with You -maknae line (f) - hyung line (f)
Reaction: Your first night together and you’re only wearing panties and a top to sleep in - Hyung Line(f,s) - Maknae Line(f,s)
FAKE TEXTS/Scenarios/Prompts
GROUP CHATS
BTS worried about Y/N (x)
They forget your birthday (x)
SERIES
Stressful Comeback (Reader x Yoongi feat. Jimin) pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 pt.7 pt.8 pt.9 pt.10 pt.11 pt.12 pt.13
KIM SEOKJIN
Scenarios:
“I know you don’t wanna hear that, but he’s not good enough for you.” - Jin(a,f)
„Well, I think you look beautiful.“ - Jin(f)
Fake Texts:
“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” - Jin(s,f)
“it’s alright, come here.” - Jin(f)
MIN YOONGI
Scenarios:
“You make me shiver” - Scenario (f)
He confesses to you when you have a panic attack (f) Scenario
“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Yoongi(f,a)
You help him falling asleep - Scenario (f)
“I couldn’t stand him hitting on you like that.” - Yoongi(a)
“I feel like I can’t breathe.” - Yoongi(a,f)
“What the fuck did you take?” - Yoongi(a,f)
“I hate leaving you like this.“ - scenario (f)
“I know you probably hate me.” + “Don’t give up on me, please.” (a,f)
“I hate to be the one to tell you this.” - Yoongi; Namjoon (a,f)
Fake Texts:
You get horny around the others Fake Texts (s)
You read a fic involving his hands Fake Texts
„It’s hard for me to tell you this.“ - fake texts (f)
“My bed still smells like you.” - Yoongi(f)
“Stay with me?” - Yoongi(a,f)
“I never said this would be a good idea.” - daily texts with Yoongi
Yoongi: You fight because your relationship goes public Part 1 - Part 2 (a,f)
JUNG HOSEOK
Fake Texts:
Missing You Fake Texts
“Isn’t that illegal?” - J-Hope
“I have no idea what you’re doing, but keep going!” - Hoseok(s)
“The truth hurts, huh?” - Hoseok(a)
“What happened here?” - Hoseok(a)
Scenarios:
He teaches you how to dance pt1(x) — part 2 (f,s)
What am I to You? (bff to lovers) pt1 - pt2 - pt3 (s,a,f)
KIM NAMJOON
Enemies to Lovers Series (Major Angst, Fluff): 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23(THE END)
Fake Texts:
„I came home with your taste on my lips.“ Fake Texts (f)
You have a thing for his thighs Fake Texts (s)
“My bed still smells like you.” - Namjoon(f)
“I need someone to hold on to tonight.” - Namjoon(f)
“Yeah, your feet are cute, but would you mind getting them off?” - Namjoon
Scenarios:
“Are you asleep?” + “I know it’s late…” Scenario Pt.1(f) - Part 2 (f)
“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Namjoon(f,a)
“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” + “Don’t listen to them.” - Namjoon(s, f)
“It hurt looking at you slowly breaking apart. - Namjoon(a,f)
“Go ahead. Lie to me.” + “I know I’m supposed to be happy for you, but in a completely egoistic way it hurts.” - Namjoon (f)
PARK JIMIN
Fake Texts:
You want to eat some mochi (x) (s, f)
You catch him getting off to your picture - fake texts
“You’re that kind of annoying I want to keep up with.” - Jimin(f)
“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” - Jimin
Scenarios:
Slow Dance (f) (x)
“This needs to stop.” - Jimin
“What the fuck did you take?” - Jimin(a,f)
“I told you not to fall in love with me.” - Jimin (s,f)
KIM TAEHYUNG
Scenarios:
“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Tae(f)
“What do you think you’re doing?” - Tae(s,a)
“But you’re special…” - Taehyung (a,f)
Cheater Part1 - Part2 (Taehyung + Jungkook) (a, f)
The Most Beautiful Piece of Art - Part 1 (f) - Part 2(a,f)
Fake Texts:
He partied at your place while you were gone - Fake Texts
Jealous BestFriend!Tae confesses to you - Fake Texts (f)
JEON JUNGKOOK
Scenarios:
“I feel like I can’t breathe.” - Jungkook(a,f)
“Did you know you talk in your sleep?” - Jungkook(f)
“Next time, lock the door.” - Jungkook
Needy Jungkook (f)
Fake Texts:
“I really need your hands right now.” Fake Texts (f)
You fight - fake texts (a)
Anonymous asked:
I’m the anon from the ask, and I’d like to thank you for your advice and comments on the matter. 💓💓
You're welcome, i hope it helped ♡
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Anonymous asked:
Selam-allejkum, I need advice on how to repent for the repeated sins of self-pleasure. I am a woman, have I broken the promise of keeping myself clean before marriage? These thoughts and regrets have been plaguing me for months now. Thank you.
There is no magic formula recommended, but there is hardness, perseverance, patience and reckoning for repentance, and the paradox of this sin,
And the origin of good and survival in that: fighting the soul before falling into sin, and away from everything that irritates the person to disobedience, or pay it to, or help him, or decorate it; the slave always needs to flee his religion to his Lord; The self, the bad, the bad companions, and the environment of evil, fleeing the torment of God, to his mercy and satisfaction.
But I did not understand that it was clean, it was a sin like a faulty look
Anon i hope you got to see the comments i left
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Excuses to share a bed with BTS
BTS Scenario Masterlist:
👻 the nightmares won’t go away unless you cuddle with me…
with Jungkook
☁️ i’m depressed and i need hugs if i’m going to sleep well…
with Jin with Namjoon
❄️ the heater broke and you’re warm…
with Yoongi with Jungkook
❣️ it’s totally a scientific fact that cuddling helps you sleep, wanna test it?
with Yoongi with Jimin
✨ this hotel only has a king-sized bed, i guess we’re sharing…
with Namjoon with Taehyung
💫 we fell asleep on the couch together, whoops…
with Namjoon with Jimin with Yoongi
🌸 you take the bed, i’ll take the couch, i insist…
with Jin with Jimin
🦋 we’ve had a tradition as besties to have a sleep over every year, but i want to be more than besties…
with Jungkook
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bts-imajins-deactivated20200604
☽ Masterlist ☾
** Last updated: 11 / 26 / 2018 **
**Disclaimer**: I DO NOT / WILL NOT write anything that includes smut. Some posts may include mature-ish content, but nothing too extreme. So, please do not request anything that includes smut. I apologize if this is an inconvenience. Also, I don’t use romanization (oppa, noona, annyeong, etc) in my writing, sorry.
BTS Reactions
soft reacts → ☁
mature-ish reacts → ℳ
contains emotional content (depression, self harm, etc…) → ✧
- Their s/o’s first day of their new job ☁
- Their s/o coming to one of their concerts
☁ - Seeing someone flirt with their s/o
- Their s/o gets mad, but they find it cute
☁ - Waking up to see their s/o wearing only their shirt ℳ (a little bit mature)
- Having Eyes for One of the Staff (you)
- Scary Movies with BTS
- Coming Home to see their s/o Sleeping on the Couch while Waiting for Them
☁ - Crushing on You, an Idol
☁ - You catching Their Attention At a Fansign ☁
- Girlfriend Has Small Hands and Covers Their Faces With Them
☁ - Getting into a heated argument with you and they make you cry/flinch
- Their S/O being a part of their new music video
BTS Imagines
BTS Series
✰ → Completed
⒤ → Incomplete (still working)
♤ → Personal favorites
↠ Kim Namjoon ↞
━ The Forget Me Not ┊ fluff, strangers to lovers au ✰
↠ Kim Seokjin ↞
none
↠ Min Yoongi ↞
━ It’s Me ┊fluff, boyfriend!hoseok, crush!yoongi ✰
↠ Jung Hoseok ↞
none
↠ Park Jimin ↞
none
↠ Kim Taehyung ↞
━ The Forest Where He Was │1 ┊fluff, hotarubi no mori e au, taehyung!spirit ⒤
↠ Jeon Jungkook ↞
↠ BTS ↞
━ The Little Smeraldo Shorts:
BTS Appreciation Posts
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namjoon scenario | are you comfortable with this?
♡ All you want is to cuddle with your boyfriend. But he seems to be incredibly shy when it comes to physical contact. ♡
genre: the fluffiest of fluff
word count: 2.9k
You give the cushion a final tweak, insuring it’s centred on the sofa. Perfect. Pushing your hair out of your eyes, you take a step back to survey your handiwork. It’s been a while since you’ve seen your apartment this tidy. Then again, it’s been a while since your boyfriend, Namjoon, has come over to visit. Your stomach does a flip when you remember him. Coming over. After all these months apart you’re finally going to see him again. That’s why this date has to be amazing. No clutter or unplanned disturbance is going to get in the way of your quality time with Namjoon. You run through a list in your head, insuring everything is ready. Tidy house. Check. Good food, store bought to ensure no kitchen disasters. Check. Activities planned for the evening. Check. Now all that’s left to do is change into something nice. Then comes the part you hate the most: waiting.
After slipping into the outfit you picked out this morning, and a couple of moments fixing your hair in the mirror, you’re ready. You sit down on the perfectly plumped cushions in the living room, in close range to the door so you’re ready to leap up when the anticipated doorbell goes off. It’s like waiting for the pistol to go off before a race. When that bell blasts, you’ll be off. Every second is important. No point in wasting time on getting to the door. If Namjoon heard your reasoning, he’d probably laugh at you, and tell you that you were the most precious thing on this earth, and then he’d help you calculate the best distance to sit away from the door so as to answer it in good time, but without seeming too eager. Oh goodness, you miss him so much! Even hearing his voice in your head is painful - it has become so warped from the original. Talking on the phone and facetiming just isn’t the same.
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(7/7) “While I was being interviewed on the radio, Carl Wilkens was attempting an impossible mission. He’d gone to military headquarters, and begged the minister to let us transport children out of the orphanage. He wanted to move them to a protected church near the UN Mission. His request was denied because the children were Tutsi. But then a miracle happened. As he was leaving the building, the Prime Minister herself arrived for a meeting. Carl ran up to her and began to plead for the children. She told him to slow down and explain himself clearly. Then not only did she grant him permission, but she offered two buses for the transportation. Carl called me and told me to wait at the church. He said he would bring the children to me. I thought it was a suicide mission. There were four hundred people hiding in the orphanage. Many of them were malnourished and looked like fugitives. It was clear they had been hiding out for months. Why would the killers allow them to escape on buses? But it was our only chance, so I came to the church and waited. Carl told me the buses would arrive at 6 PM. But there was no sign of them by 8 PM. It had gotten completely dark. I was losing hope. But suddenly I heard people screaming: ‘Tutsis! Tutsis! Tutsis!’ The buses came around the curve, and pedestrians were chasing behind them. Inside I could see five people piled into every seat. The kids were hanging out the window, screaming: ‘Papa! Papa! Papa!’ Finally all of us were out of danger. We sheltered in the church until the genocide was over, but it didn’t take long. Three days later the capital was liberated. And all of the children had survived.” (Kigali, Rwanda) ——————————————— Nearly 5,000 people have donated to our fundraiser to help Damas as he continues to help underprivileged and traumatized children. We just hit our goal. Thanks so much everybody, Damas is thrilled. Setting aside the dollar amount, it would be amazing if we could double the amount of donors. From this point on, I’ll add an additional $1 from the HONY Patreon to every donation given. Small amounts can have outsized impacts in developing countries. So even if it’s only a few dollars, please consider being counted: https://bit.ly/2OUBCSA