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omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

Someone commented “Me on the horizontal elevators in airports.” and I can’t let that comment stay buried

ladies, gaydies, theydies, and hades

@beyonce adopt me

if you’re having a bad day… here’s a smiling alpaca

She said “Gravity WHO?”

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

Movies not having subtitles is ableist. I don’t care if it’s an old movie, if you can put it on dvd you can add subtitles. The obvious reason, of course, is for the deaf and hard of hearing who absolutely still deserve to enjoy movies. That should be enough reason to add them, but it also helps neurodivergent people or anyone with auditory processing issues, or people who don’t speak the language or don’t speak it well, or even just people whose house is loud. There’s literally no reason not to make them an option and I honestly think they should be mandatory on every dvd release.

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.