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cool-frosty
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c3rvida3

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

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grimthetransman

That’s such a power move.

#woah
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hotboyproblems
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carudamon119

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

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skidar

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

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jeza-red

Christ

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aniseandspearmint

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

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sisterofsteam

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species.  PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths.  I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

Source: scienceplus2ch.com
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deathbyvalentine
Teenage girls can’t die. And that’s why they swallow pills like candy, and push their bodies into gravity-defying pyramids, run until their lungs burn like the cigarettes they smoke, and starvestarvestarve until the noise in their head is static noise and star dust.  “We’re immortal.” They whisper into each other’s mouths, sleepovers not including very much sleep at all. They don’t need boys, they don’t need weakness. They have each other, even with blood dripping down their backs. Falling isn’t falling if you smile while doing it, it’s something like flying. Betrayal isn’t betrayal if you smile after doing it, drag the knife from their shoulder blades. Friendships last as long as the bracelets they’re made of. Kisses are forgotten as soon as they happen. There’s an abyss spreading before them, as wide as the sky, where the endless adolescence - ends. Their bodies will never be as tight as they are now. Their lips never as red. Their laughs never as frequent, their loves never as intense. Teenage girls never die. They grow up.

An ode to the girls of Megan Abbott (A.V.P)

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accras

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

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fvlani

When has a child of the first family ever???????

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onlyblackgirl

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

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