Let’s talk about this

She was serving

shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.

DK develops his mighty monkey meat in Donkey Kong 64, by Rare.

dont say that please

Swole

idk why it’s never occurred to me but I was just wondering where bucky was during the events of black panther….. I kno he was most likely in a freezer in shuris basement BUT it would be hilarious if he was just chilling on his farm the whole time and didn’t notice anything was going on

THERES MORE

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario? me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,

life is about dipping dry things into wet things. oreos into milk. crackers into soup. chicken tendies into bbq sauce. my strap into my girl’s p

This post went exactly where I was hoping it would.

*sends you a platonic nude*

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

man this is too relatable

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch