We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.

Katamari Miku!

i love it when "liminal space" pictures are described as "strangely familiar" because they do not ever invoke nostalgia in me. on account of me not being american. this is what eastern european liminal spaces look like

may i add

In the club freakin it Wilson style

incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

The humiliation of holding your ticket up for the Fahrkartenkontrolleur but then he scans somebody else's tickets first. Might as well give up at this point. I'm a disgrace. Ich hatte sogar meinen amtlichen Lichtbildausweis schon in der Hand

❌ bLüNtSmOkEn

✔️ Bubatz

wall art from silent hill 2

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

war never changes

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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