Teen Boat: an Epic
so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book
the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat
it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m
he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one
doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen
and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation
option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere
option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK
teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including
mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl
yes she is eating a whole babbage
and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180