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sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

 you ignorant fool

do you really swear

me standing in front of the fish tanks at petsmart

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift