i am the most boring person and never have anything interesting to say and thats the real tea 

*is nice but boring*

Au québec on dit pas “je t'aime” mais bien “sayonara ma guédaille” et je trouve ca magnifique

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

ask your doctor what the fuck

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.

reblogging because this will never stop being funny

it's wiggly wednesday

delete this

what the fuck

how could you waste a egg

a what

Mushroom

Wow!

I am insulted

There was an alien festival this weekend.

@jtae @jihoomie @jungkook-e