working customer service sucks but i learned the important lesson of being overly polite to rude people. it either deescalates the situation or pisses then off more but realistically you’re not doing anything wrong. comes in handy when speaking to the police as well because with body cam footage being used in court it just proves that you were cooperating. i also do this to my coworkers or people in my life that try to walk over me
when will my husband (boyfriend) return from the war (his job) he’s so far from home (he’s still in town) and i haven’t seen him for months (2 hours) the children (the cats) miss him dearly (are sleeping completely unfazed)
Cat in the moonlight (1900) - Theophile Alexandre Steinlen
Oh worddd
hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed
“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??
Putting powdered sugar on the post below
good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
i don’t think anyone here knows me irl so this post has no repercussions: i found out im allergic to Astroglide lube. yes i found out the hard way thank you for asking
(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again
I love furries, marijuana, ibuprofen, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, DeviantArt freaks, socialism, vandalism, transsexuality, shoplifting, personality disorders, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex. AMEN!
you wanna fight huh? okay let's take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
genuinely so fucking tired of people leveraging the "groomer" argument against people who support sex ed because scientific literature over decades shows that comprehensive sex education starting around kindergarten actually prevents children from being sexually abused and groomed because it teaches children the correct words for their body parts and also teaches them concepts of privacy, personal space, bodily autonomy, the difference between appropriate and inappropriate touching, and the fact that sex is something that only adults do. children with this knowledge are not only better equipped to identify abuse and predatory behavior and communicate that its happening to a trusted adult, but also prevent it from happening in the first place by recognizing when something is happening that shouldn't.
sex education does not sexualize children, it prevents children from being sexualized. anyone who is against early foundational sex education and claims they are doing it to protect children is a fucking liar.
She saw her moment and got glossed up for it